Daxlo's declassified forum survival guide.

[Wild Cat]

Originally Posted by cityrailsaints

Well ofcoarse you partisipate when mod stricks, you are mod,

LMAO!!

mood not mod.... that's two different things

[cityrailsaints]

Oops (didn't realise the 2nd "o" as in letter not number

[DAXLO]

Originally Posted by Kurisu

Nice work Daxlo. Keep em coming!

Thanks. I'll think of more later. I gonna do some research on some forums.

[no2pencil]

DAXLO : I hate grunters... omg, this topic is too funny.

[DAXLO]

Deacon


Be he a Baptist, Scientologist or Zoroastrian, in the heat of battle Deacon will call down Divine retribution on all net sinners, and will never miss an opportunity to blather endlessly about his religion.

Android


Android doesn't anger, nor does he engage in actual conversation, rather he will merely point out the logical inconsistencies of other forumers.

Dodgeball

Dodgeball is a nimble and elusive forumer. When strongly attacked he changes the subject with a counterattack. For example, if his opponent refers to him to him as a "son of a b.itch", Dodgeball will not only demand a public apology for the insult to his own mother, but will castigate his opponent on behalf all mothers everywhere. Knowing full well that staying on topic works to his disadvantage.

Fragile femme.


Fragile Femme is very needy and insecure and regards the discussion forum as her personal support group.

Klaxon

WARNING!!! YOU MUST READ THIS!!! Klaxon, the internet Chicken Little, raises the alarm for each and every paranoid conspiracy theory, Federal Big-Brother scheme, internet hoax, and latest computer virus.

Godzilla.


It was a peaceful and productive forum; lively, a bounteous source of useful information. Then one day, completely without warning, Godzilla arose from the depths and blew his scalding breath on everything in his path. Godzilla soon reduced the forum to searing and consuming flames. Just as abruptly, he rumbled back beneath the waves, leaving all to tremble in fear of his return.

Ferrous Cranus

Ferrous Cranus is utterly impervious to reason, persuasion and new ideas, and when engaged in conversation he will not yield an inch in his position regardless of its hopelessness.


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Damn, my grammars good!

[SawanM]

impervious

Your parents been forcing you to read the dictionary daily or something?

What would everyone else say I am?

[Wild Cat]

Originally Posted by SawanM

What would everyone else say I am?

Absent...... ?

[AwptimusPrime]

Originally Posted by DAXLO

That's your new nickname. Big wild nanny cat.

Tune in for a new episode next week. I'll be teaching you how to create "grenade" topics.

@WC That offends me deeply. Thinking I copied it..........

I beg to differ. A quick google search of one of your claimed "original" works brought up these results. As you can see, many other sites have the SAME wording.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q...n&aq=f&oq=&aqi=

[Wild Cat]

Originally Posted by AwptimusPrime

I beg to differ. A quick google search of one of your claimed "original" works brought up these results. As you can see, many other sites have the SAME wording.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q...n&aq=f&oq=&aqi=

LMAO!!

[Kurisu]

Hmm... interesting

[DAXLO]

I never said i wrote it.

It just offended me.

[SARCASM]You sure got me Aptimus.[SARCASM]

OMG I JUST GOT ****ING OWNED. WTF>?????

[AwptimusPrime]

Originally Posted by DAXLO

I never said i wrote it.

It just offended me.

[SARCASM]You sure got me Aptimus.[SARCASM]

OMG I JUST GOT ****ING OWNED. WTF>?????

Why would it offend you if you knew you never wrote it?

Nice try trying to get credit for something everyone else thought was "original" Better luck next time

[KMWLOL]

Wow nice work that is great .

[Wild Cat]

Originally Posted by DAXLO

I never said i wrote it.

It just offended me.

[SARCASM]You sure got me Aptimus.[SARCASM]

OMG I JUST GOT ****ING OWNED. WTF>?????

if me knowing your style (and most member's styles for that matter) and knowing that this was not yours offended you then sorry ......

NOT....


lol........ it was kind of obvious even without a proof, but thanks for proving me right AwptimusPrime (I couldn't be bothered to do so myself)


Rep given

@Daxy
btw, saying that it "deeply" offends you that I think you copied it actually implies that you wrote it yourself, it would not offend you otherwise.....so is this:

Originally Posted by DAXLO

Thanks. I'll think of more later. I gonna do some research on some forums.

Nice try to try to get out of a lie now

[wierdo]

Going back to the title, where's the survival guide? This is a forum member guide right now.