Forum Hosting  

Go Back   Forum Hosting > Community Forums [No support] > General Chat Area

General Chat Area Everything NOT related to Forumer. NO SUPPORT HERE!




People in fChat: Follow Forumer on Twitter | Facebook | Myspace
Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 06-23-2009, 01:17 PM   #1 (permalink)
Member
 
SunsetVWF026's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2009

Posts: 32
Rep Power: 0 SunsetVWF026 is on a distinguished road
fTrader: (0)
fBuck$: 423
Bank: 82
Total fBuck$: 505

My Forumer
My Country:
Thumbs down Lawmakers these days....

Here are some laws I found:

"In Zion it is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animals kept as pets. (Loony Laws” by Robert Pelton)" <-Who would?
"“Dwarf-tossing,” the strange practice of hurling dwarfs in padded suits, is outlawed in the bars of Springfield, Ill., because it’s dangerous and exploitative. The practice is apparently allowed elsewhere in town, with a special permit." <-Dwarfs don't even exist.
"If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle." <-Heck, I don't think anyone owns an elephant as a pet.

And, craziest of all...
"It is considered an offense to shower naked." <-Self explanatory.





........
............
..
. o_0





What do you think of that? Do you have any crazy laws to share?
SunsetVWF026 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-23-2009, 01:32 PM   #2 (permalink)
Elite Forumer
 
Wild Cat's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2007

Location: UK
Posts: 12,957
Rep Power: 17 Wild Cat is a jewel in the roughWild Cat is a jewel in the roughWild Cat is a jewel in the rough
fTrader: (4)
fBuck$: 15,140
Bank: 321,929
Total fBuck$: 337,069
You do a good job as admin the forums! - no2pencil You do a great job. Forget about what jerks say. fHQ lives because of you. - BlueBlaze For all your help - Nutz I loves me a good cat sincerly yours Daxflo. - DAXLO You do a great job here! - Larah 
No Message - Limez Enjoy a cup of Joe! - no2pencil Cake goes well with Coffee (or so I'm told!) - no2pencil To go with your cake.  =) - Larah Don't be sore at me :) - no2pencil 
Driving You nuts, here is some more junk food - cityrailsaints More Junk food! - cityrailsaints 

My Forumer
My Country:
Default Re: Lawmakers these days....

lol I am sure the thread title is wrong, none of these laws are from "these days"

or are they?

When were they made? Have you got the dates?

[Reserved][IHWC forums][Free Computer Wallpapers][Tweaked for your Pleasure]
[Computer Help][Website Design Tutorials][BWS Forum][TechMonkeys.co.uk]


USEFUL TIP: If your support request gets resolved, click on THREAD TOOLS > MARK THIS THREAD AS SOLVED. This will mark the thread RESOLVED and will close the thread. (please use this tip!)
Please DO NOT! PM/e-mail me for support unless I ask you to.
Do a search and if you don't find your answer create a thread with your question and I will be happy to help. I can not be replying the same answer over and over in an e-mail/PM. Thanks.
Wild Cat is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-23-2009, 01:42 PM   #3 (permalink)
Member
 
SunsetVWF026's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2009

Posts: 32
Rep Power: 0 SunsetVWF026 is on a distinguished road
fTrader: (0)
fBuck$: 423
Bank: 82
Total fBuck$: 505

My Forumer
My Country:
Default Re: Lawmakers these days....

No...but there was this other law somewhere that you couldn't wear a mismatched shirt-and-pants combo.
SunsetVWF026 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-23-2009, 01:43 PM   #4 (permalink)
Active Forumer
 
foempspeedy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008

Posts: 540
Rep Power: 2 foempspeedy is on a distinguished road
fTrader: (0)
fBuck$: 2,770
Bank: 0
Total fBuck$: 2,770

My Forumer
My Country:
Default Re: Lawmakers these days....

Found some more :

1. In Bozeman, Montana, a law prohibits all sexual activity from the front yard of a home after sundown.
2. In Salt Lake County, Utah, it's illegal to walk down the street carrying a violin in a paper bag.
3. In San Francisco, it's illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner.
4. In Devon, Texas, it is against the law to make furniture while you are nude.
5. In Oklahoma, you can be arrested for making ugly faces at a dog. ( What if it's an ugly dog...?)
6. In California it is illegal for a vehicle without a driver to exceed 60 miles per hour.
7. In Florida men seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown can be fined.
8. In South Carolina it is legal to beat your wife on the court house steps on Sundays.
9. In Tennessee, you are breaking the law if you drive while sleeping...
10. In New York, the penalty for jumping off a building is: Death. ( Go figure...)
11. In Danville, Pennsylvania, all fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires.
12. In Pennsylvania, it's against the law to tie a dollar bill on a string on the ground and pull it away when someone tries to pick it up.
13. In New York City, it's illegal for a restaurant to call a sandwich a "corned beef sandwich" if it's made with white bread and mayonnaise.
14. In California it is illegal to set a mouse trap without a hunting license.
15. In France, it is against the law to sell an "E.T" doll. They have a law forbidding the sale of dolls that do not have human faces.
16. In Athens, Greece, a driver's license can be taken away if the driver is thought to be either "poorly dressed" or "unbathed"
17. In Calgary Alberta, there is still a by-law that requires businesses within the city to provide rails for tying up horses.
18. In Wilbur, Washington, it is illegal to ride an ugly horse.
19. In Louisiana, biting someone with your natural teeth is considered "simple assault," but biting someone with your dentures is "aggravated assault."
20. In the state of Washington, it is illegal to have sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (Including the wedding night.)
21. In Switzerland, it is illegal for a man to relieve himself while standing up after 10pm.( even with the light on? )
22. In Florida, it is illegal to fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.
23. In Massachusetts, it is illegal to go to bed without first having a bath. (However, another law prohibits bathing on Sunday)
24. In Jidda, Saudi Arabia, women were banned from using hotel swimming pools in 1979.
25. In Samoa, it's a crime to forget your own wife's birthday...

Delete this account !
foempspeedy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-23-2009, 06:50 PM   #5 (permalink)
Member
 
SunsetVWF026's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2009

Posts: 32
Rep Power: 0 SunsetVWF026 is on a distinguished road
fTrader: (0)
fBuck$: 423
Bank: 82
Total fBuck$: 505

My Forumer
My Country:
Default Re: Lawmakers these days....

#s 1, 2, 3, 4, 7, 13: Who would actually DO any of these things? And for number 22, why 6 P.M.?

Who came up with these rules anyway?
SunsetVWF026 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-24-2009, 01:42 PM   #6 (permalink)
Active Forumer
 
foempspeedy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008

Posts: 540
Rep Power: 2 foempspeedy is on a distinguished road
fTrader: (0)
fBuck$: 2,770
Bank: 0
Total fBuck$: 2,770

My Forumer
My Country:
Default Re: Lawmakers these days....

Quote:
Originally Posted by SunsetVWF026 View Post

Who came up with these rules anyway?
Like i would know

I think many are outdated .

Delete this account !
foempspeedy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-24-2009, 03:04 PM   #7 (permalink)
Member
 
SunsetVWF026's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2009

Posts: 32
Rep Power: 0 SunsetVWF026 is on a distinguished road
fTrader: (0)
fBuck$: 423
Bank: 82
Total fBuck$: 505

My Forumer
My Country:
Default Re: Lawmakers these days....

Well, they're still funny. ^.^

Meerkat Tails
Where meerkat stories thrive!
SunsetVWF026 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-24-2009, 03:10 PM   #8 (permalink)
Senior Forumer
 
Stanky's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2007

Location: kentucky, usa
Posts: 1,894
Rep Power: 4 Stanky will become famous soon enough
fTrader: (42)
fBuck$: 4,795
Bank: 0
Total fBuck$: 4,795

My Forumer
My Country:
Default Re: Lawmakers these days....

Where I live it is illegal to carry an ice cream cone in your pocket! Lexington, Kentucky =]

I Souport Publik Edekashun.
Stanky is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
From 3 days falcondil phpBB2 General Questions 5 05-17-2007 02:35 AM
Why has 20 been down so much in last 2 days? thumblina37 phpBB2 Bug Reports 0 01-12-2007 03:48 PM
25 Days FluffyWolf2 General Chat Area 8 04-10-2006 07:41 PM
After 90 Days mclrn IPB General Support 1 08-05-2004 05:25 AM
It's Been 30 Days... dF Show Off 5 07-16-2004 06:16 PM