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rsrikanth05 · 03-28-2008, 04:31 AM

One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a
river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and
asked, "Why are you crying?"
>
>The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed
the axe to make his living. The Lord went down into the water and reappeared
with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
>
>The woodcutter replied, "No."
>
>The Lord again went down and came up with a silver Axe. "Is this your
axe?" the Lord asked.
>Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."
>
>The Lord went down again and came up with an iron Axe. "Is this your axe?"
the Lord asked.
>The woodcutter replied, "Yes."
>
>The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to
keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.
>
>Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the
riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord
again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"
>
>"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"
>
>The Lord went down into the water and came up with ANGELINA JOLIE "Is this
your wife?" the Lord asked.
>
>"Yes," cried the woodcutter.
>
>The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"
>
>The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a
misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to ANGELINA JOLIE , You would
have come up with CAMERON DIAZ . Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have
come up with my wife. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all
three.
>
>Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, so
THAT'S why I said yes to ANGELINA JOLIE ."
>
>The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and
honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.
*>
>* That's our story, and we're sticking to it! - "WE ARE HONORABLE MEN!"
*

**SawanM** · 03-28-2008, 10:25 AM

That's a good modernized fable? I am not so sure but it has a good moral inside it.

rsrikanth05 · 03-28-2008, 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SawanM

That's a good modernized fable? I am not so sure but it has a good moral inside it.

What is that Question mark for?

**SawanM** · 03-28-2008, 10:39 AM

I am wondering if it was an ancient fable, modernized for todays readers.

rsrikanth05 · 03-28-2008, 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SawanM

I am wondering if it was an ancient fable, modernized for todays readers.

No it is not.
There never existed such a fable.

**Wild Cat** · 03-29-2008, 12:05 AM

LMAO!!! This is so funny

thanks

rsrikanth05 · 03-29-2008, 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wild Cat

LMAO!!! This is so funny

thanks

Your welcome anythime.
Feel free to contact me for more jokes.

**Wild Cat** · 03-29-2008, 12:38 AM

Well there is a jokes thread which I started (it got burried

)...........feel free to post any good jokes there

Victor · 03-29-2008, 12:41 AM

This has got to be one of the best jokes I've heard in a long time. Thank you so much!

Maneel · 03-29-2008, 02:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rsrikanth05

No it is not.
There never existed such a fable.

Contrary to that, this is a well known fable in North India, rs.

coyoteacres · 03-29-2008, 02:36 AM

Ha! Good one, I enjoyed, it. I may swipe it and put it on my forum for the men if it's o.k.

On a side note rsrikanth05, I've been using this free program for years, it's real good for cleaning up the ">" marks from emails like your joke has in them.

http://www.papercut.com/emailStripper.htm

Quote:

emailStripper is a free program for cleaning the ">" and other formatting characters out of your emails. It will restore "forwarded" or "replied" emails back to their original state so they're easier to read.

It's simple to use, and best of all it's FREE!

I have no interest in this product, commercially, financially or otherwise..coyote

rsrikanth05 · 03-29-2008, 02:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by coyoteacres

Ha! Good one, I enjoyed, it. I may swipe it and put it on my forum for the men if it's o.k.

On a side note rsrikanth05, I've been using this free program for years, it's real good for cleaning up the ">" marks from emails like your joke has in them.

http://www.papercut.com/emailStripper.htm

I have no interest in this product, commercially, financially or otherwise..coyote

Thank you.

**Edwin** · 03-29-2008, 03:30 AM

Not bad at all

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rsrikanth05 Elite Forumer Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,549 Blog Entries: 7 Rep Power: 10 fTrader: (45) fBuck$: 704 Bank: 224,476 Total fBuck$: 225,180 Send fBuck$ » My Forumer My Country:	We the Honorable MEN One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?" > >The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living. The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. > >The woodcutter replied, "No." > >The Lord again went down and came up with a silver Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. >Again, the woodcutter replied, "No." > >The Lord went down again and came up with an iron Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. >The woodcutter replied, "Yes." > >The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy. > >Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?" > >"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!" > >The Lord went down into the water and came up with ANGELINA JOLIE "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked. > >"Yes," cried the woodcutter. > >The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!" > >The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to ANGELINA JOLIE , You would have come up with CAMERON DIAZ . Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. > >Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to ANGELINA JOLIE ." > >The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others. > > That's our story, and we're sticking to it! - "WE ARE HONORABLE MEN!" *
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