Holiday Season - The day after Thanksgiving

So, now it's the holiday season, it is also time to go shopping!!! (Whoohoo )


So, Black Friday is always the day after Thanksgiving - where various stores offer MONSTER discounts for all kinds of merchandise. Today is also the day when people get up at 3am just to go shopping. Who the hell gets up at 3am to go shopping with thousands of other people at the store? Most of these people are very snobby and in are very bad moods.

Wal Mart (the nation's largest retailer) is supposed to have like 60% off day or something like that. I don't keep track of any of that crap, a matter of fact, I HATE shopping. I cannot stand people, for one thing, but it's when people fight over pointless crap; such as a front parking space- or a place in the shortest check out line -- PEOPLE HAVE NO PATIENCE WHEN IT COMES TO GETTING THE BEST DEALS!!! I bet you anything - if the last teddy bear on the shelf for 70% off, people will going after it like it's a used Paris Hilton thong.

Ok, I mentioned earlier I hate shopping. I do not go with my wife to the Wal Mart, to Sears, to the Victoria Secrets (well, ok, maybe to the Victoria Secrets) but anyways... haha... I "shop" online... ONLY, and ONLY if I know exactly what I need and want. I will also go to the Wal Mart for the maximum of 2 minutes... and only if I know what I need and want, and I go alone.

This is why I do not go to the stores and I buy stuff online:
1) you don't have to put up with all those greedy, rude *******s pushing you out of the way in the store.
2) You don't have to be stuck in traffic, or in the parking lot
3) Your mom or wife doesn't have to drag you around everywhere
4) and my favorite: you can jerk your meat without anyone noticing you or get arrested for being explicit while shopping for a pair of handcuffs and shackles for your girl friend / wife.

Shopping, holidays, bah... they suck.

Oh, and.. I forgot, I'm a cheap person when it comes to gifts too, and I get all my gifts at the last minute.