Here are some laws I found:
"In Zion it is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animals kept as pets. (Loony Laws” by Robert Pelton)" <-Who would?
"“Dwarf-tossing,” the strange practice of hurling dwarfs in padded suits, is outlawed in the bars of Springfield, Ill., because it’s dangerous and exploitative. The practice is apparently allowed elsewhere in town, with a special permit." <-Dwarfs don't even exist.
"If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle." <-Heck, I don't think anyone owns an elephant as a pet.
And, craziest of all...
"It is considered an offense to shower naked." <-Self explanatory.
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What do you think of that? Do you have any crazy laws to share?